

**David Hasselhoff: **The key is the "a lot of people seem to love the Hoff" part, and that's all I need. GQ: How do you deal with the fact that a lot of people seem to love "the Hoff" ironically? Eventually I'll probably make a table out of it and put it in a restaurant somewhere. It's just sitting there, and it freaks the hell out of people. Okay." So I went back to my room and drew up a contract in 10 seconds, and I kept it. Nothing? You want it?" I said, "Uh, yeah. What are you gonna do with it?" They said, "Uh, I dunno. So anyway, when I was done with the movie, I said, "That's ridiculously awesome. **David Hasselhoff: **It freaked me out because it was so lifelike, with teeth, when you touch it feels like real skin. It's down to every little mole, every possible freckle. So for that scene they built a 750-pound, 12-foot statue of me to tow through the ocean. Jump on my back." So they jump on my back and I swim through the ocean, and they have a fight on my butt. And they go, "Who are you?" And I say, "I'm David Hasselhoff!" and they say, "Do you have a boat?" And I say, "A boat? Hahahahaha. They're trying to rescue the princess, and they see me running down the beach in slow motion. SpongeBob and Patrick go on an adventure and they end up in Santa Monica.
#Dave erickson sons of anarchy movie#
It was an animated movie, and the only human in the movie was me. **David Hasselhoff: **It's from the SpongeBob movie.

GQ: I saw your house on Same Name and I was wondering about that very lifelike David Hasselhoff sculpture you have. They've already talked about bringing me back I hope that's true and I come back to continue the story of my relationship with Tom Arnold and the Sons of Anarchy gang. I get involved with trying to take down another character played by Tom Arnold, who was, at one point, my boss. **David Hasselhoff: **I don't think you'll see me in my Speedo because I don't play the star of porn movies.
